Contact Us

Contact Us

Because sometimes you just need to talk to someone about dog fashion.

We at Barksmiths are here to assist with all your extremely important, totally serious dog fashion needs. Whether you have a question, a concern, or just need emotional support because your dog now looks better than you, we’re ready to help.

How to Reach Us:

• Email Us – Send your inquiries, compliments, and conspiracy theories about dogs secretly running the world to woof@barksmiths.com. If your message contains at least one dog pun, we’ll respond 30% faster.
• Call Us – We don’t have a phone line, but if you yell “Help! My dog has become too fashionable!” loud enough, we will sense it.
• Mail Us – We do accept handwritten letters (especially if written by your dog), but since we are fictional, your best bet is rolling it up in a bottle and tossing it into the nearest body of water.
• Visit Us? – We exist in the dog fashion multiverse, a realm accessible only to those who believe in the transformative power of a tiny cowboy hat. If you figure out how to get here, congratulations: you’re one of us now.

Common Reasons to Contact Us:

• “My dog refuses to take off their bowtie. Help.”
• “I put a hat on my dog and now they walk like a CEO.”
• “The neighborhood dogs have formed a cult. Is this related to my purchase?”
• “I love your products, but do you sell a version for humans? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.”
• “I accidentally ordered 10 of the same item, but honestly, I have no regrets.”

For all other questions, feel free to reach out. We promise to answer as soon as we’re done worshipping the canine fashion gods.

🐾 Stay snazzy, and give your dog an extra treat from us! 🐶✨🔥