Terms of use

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Terms of Use

Welcome to Barksmiths, where dog fashion meets questionable life choices. Before you proceed, please take a moment to read these highly official, legally unverified, and possibly enchanted terms of use.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using this website, you agree to the following:

• You acknowledge that your dog is now cooler than you.
• You understand that once an item is worn, your dog may develop a superiority complex.
• You accept that this site may cause uncontrollable shopping sprees.
• You agree not to use our products for evil, interdimensional travel, or attempts to overthrow the government (unless it’s the squirrel government).
• If you do not agree to these terms, you must still admit our dog outfits are fabulous.

2. Age Requirement

You must be at least old enough to know that dressing dogs is awesome and young enough at heart to appreciate a pup in sunglasses.

3. Product Disclaimer

• Our products are designed for style, comfort, and world domination (of cuteness).
• We are not responsible if your dog refuses to take off their outfit and starts making fashion demands.
• Some dogs, upon wearing our accessories, may suddenly strut like they own the place. This is normal.

4. Returns & Refunds

If your dog hates their new look, we offer 30-day returns – but be warned, they may change their mind once they see themselves in the mirror.

No refunds will be given if your dog eats the product.

5. Site Behavior Rules

You may not use this site to:

• Challenge a dog to a fashion contest (you will lose).
• Upload photos of a cat wearing our products (we don’t talk about what happened last time).
• Try to teach your dog to type so they can order their own outfits.

You may use this site to:

• Buy ridiculous, adorable, and unnecessarily fancy outfits for your dog.
• Send us photos of your pup being a fashion icon.
• Convince yourself that this was a necessary purchase (it was).

6. Limitation of Liability

If wearing our products results in:

• Your dog gaining instant influencer status
• Other dogs being jealous and/or bowing in respect
• Your dog suddenly having VIP access at the dog park
• Your dog developing a new name, such as Sir Floofington III

…then we are not responsible. But we do accept credit for the sheer awesomeness of it all.

7. Contact Us

Have questions? Concerns? Need emotional support because your dog looks better than you now? We’re here for you. Email us at woof@barksmiths.com, and we’ll respond as soon as we’re done complimenting our own dogs.

8. Final Legalese That Probably Means Nothing

This site is operated under the fictional jurisdiction of The Canine Fashion Empire. Any disputes shall be settled in a courtroom filled with very well-dressed dogs.

Now that you’ve read the terms, go forth and unleash the fashion! 🚀🐶🔥