Privacy

We see nothing. We know nothing.

About your data

At Barksmiths, we take your privacy very seriously. In fact, we take it so seriously that we track absolutely nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada. If websites were people, we’d be that one friend who always forgets what you just said five minutes ago.

What We Collect

• Nothing.
• Still nothing.
• Seriously, we don’t even know you’re here.

What We Do With Your Data

Since we collect nothing, we do the following with your data:

• Don’t look at it.
• Don’t sell it.
• Don’t accidentally leave it on a USB drive at a coffee shop.
• Don’t even think about it, because we don’t have it.

Cookies? Nope.

We don’t use cookies. Not the digital kind, anyway. But if you’d like to send us real cookies, we won’t say no. (Oatmeal raisin, though? Questionable.)

Third-Party Tracking? Absolutely Not.

We don’t let shady third-party advertisers track you, either. No creepy ads following you around. No “Hey, are you still thinking about that dog outfit?” nonsense. If a company ever tells you we sold your data, they are liars, and we will fight them.

Your Rights

Since we don’t collect anything, your rights are simple:

• You can request access to the data we have on you (spoiler: it’s nothing).
• You can request that we delete your data (it was never here to begin with).
• You can demand we stop tracking you (done! We weren’t doing it anyway).

What If We Change This Policy?

If, for some reason, we suddenly decide to start tracking data (unlikely), we will announce it in a dramatic fashion, possibly involving a skywriting airplane and a dog wearing a tiny fedora. But don’t worry: we won’t.

Questions? Concerns? Existential thoughts?

If you want to reach out, email us at woof@barksmiths.com. We promise not to store your email address, but we might compliment your dog if you attach a photo.

🐶 Stay fashionable. Stay private. Stay awesome. 🐾🔥✨